ixnay on the inalsfay! YAY!!!

OMGosh (look amy, it's your friend CAPS)!!! it seems like this day has been 6 months in the making, wait... it has indeed been 6 months in the making! i think it is high time i move on from this dreary, boring, destitute chapter i've been living and get into some exciting new things and adventures.

today at 9:25am marked the end! the end of what seemed like a neverending drought! I. AM. DONE (hi again, amy)!!! no more! finished. done. ixnay on the inalsfay because I. AM. DONE!

FINALS. ARE. OVER!!! you have no idea how excited i am! this morning when i work up (late because my brain was going into an information overload), i was anything BUT excited. but now that i am home, now that it is actually over, my mushed up brain and charley horsed elbow are beyond BEYOND excited! i honestly thought this day would never come. i mean, at the beginning of january, february 10th seemed so far away... now it is here and it is leaving and i. am. happy!

and now that this ANNOYING chapter in this journey is over, a new one must commence because that's just how it's done. this new chapter will be entitled: 18WEEKSINAFUNERALHOMEOMGoshIAMSOEXCITED!!! and trust me, you don't want to miss that!

monday (or maybe tuesday, haven't yet hashed out the fine details) will mark the beginning of what i hope to be the best time of my life! i don't know, it still strikes me as a little off that spending time in a prep room massaging dead peoples arms and legs to get the "juices" flowing, is my idea of the best time ever, but to each their own, right? i am so excited! have i mentioned that yet? one of these days, 20 years from now, when i open up my own funeral home, Eagle Wings Funeral Home, everyone will understand and realize that... well, y'all will realize something and it will be hugely profound, i have no doubt.